Why I’m pumped: What isn’t to like about this trailer? The first trailer made this look like Spring Breakers 2: Hermiones Gone Wild. This trailer makes it look like the next defining movie of the TMZ generation. After seeing Emma Watson in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, I’m sold on her as a legit actress. She was always good as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series, but in Wallflower she proved to be the exemplar of earnestness. I can’t wait to see her work her magic on a script by the writer of Lost in Translation.
Why I’m worried: Spring Breakers 2: Hermiones Gone Wild wouldn’t be an awful movie, but it wouldn’t be good either.
Lindsay Lohan: What are the odds that this is the best movie Lohan appears in since Mean Girls? 100? Yeah? Okay.